i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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