Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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