They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.