It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
why is half of my head shaved?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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