Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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