it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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