I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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