i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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