Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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