I would go down on you faster than GM stock
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
