doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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