So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just cropdusted the office
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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