Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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