Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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