So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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