so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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