Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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