Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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