It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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