hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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