i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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