My nipple is on Facebook.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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