I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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