Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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