She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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