Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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