So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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