if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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