Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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