if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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