Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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