My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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