All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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