Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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