Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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