Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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