Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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