She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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