I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
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if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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