i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
