Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize