I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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