I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
how does that bad decision feel?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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