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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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