Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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