Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
