So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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