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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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