And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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