We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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