I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
