Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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