Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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