My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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